Simply drag Socrates onto your desktop and print

Hello!  

Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Socrates Monk. At well over 3 metres
tall, I am the tallest sock monkey
in the Southern Hemisphere!

More importantly, I am the business
manager of my favourite band,
The Mudcakes!


Please feel free to contact me
on Facebook and/or see photos
showing how I came to be!